cold steps of russia

the place where mans myths and legends are born

maxim: i was born on the cold steps of russia

by heheheheeeee September 27, 2017

Best Served Cold

A reality check. When something isn't as delightful or pseudo-positive as you want.

Alfie: Oh my, that's a shame.

Arman: Oh well, life's Best Served Cold.

by ArmanFroster February 18, 2022

nut wrenching cold

So cold that the testicles bid a hasty retreat into the body. The coldest of cold. Even colder than butt ass cold.

Bro I can barely walk outside. It's nut wrenching cold.

by DaveVsShark March 20, 2023

stone cold mode

It's when you go into badass mode, highly characterized/influenced by WWE/F wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

Kelly: Are you going out tonight?
Joseph: No I'm gonna play some games and go into stone cold mode

by The_Real_JRS July 22, 2017

cold cocked in the face

1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up

stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!

by Shannonn♥ May 3, 2009

scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

by Rgerlack May 24, 2010

ice-assed cold

1) When you drink the beverage of your choice and it's soo cold that you get a brain freeze.

2) Weather description in Alaska during the winter months

Whew this beer I just opened up after taking it out of the freezer is "ICE-ASSED COLD" now I have a brain freeze.

by Margie B. October 23, 2004