Minecraft player

a very respected person. Are good in everything, and are extremely attractive. Often make fun of fortnite players for being FUCKING virgins.

Omg steve is a Minecraft player, he's so attractive

by Sir_FLIPFLOP June 4, 2019

Minecraft player

A fucking cool ass guy who is on the game 24/7

A Minecraft player is cool

by Kkdiidieutuwhwhdj April 14, 2021

The Record Player

Resembles the phrase "Sit and Spin." A female lays down tongue out while a man spreads apart his buttocks and proceeds to sit on the tongue. Once he finds himself in a confortable position he begins to spin like a record on a record player.

Wow, the record player is cool.

by Buttmaster April 1, 2003

joiner player

Computer controlled players in a video game, possibly can be taken over by a human player

Are you playing with a real person? No it's a joiner player

by jimtendo2013 October 15, 2021

fat piece of player

Usually used to describe Escofatty, butt can be used to describe any player of fatness.

Aidan: Look at that fat piece of player playing alibi!

Cade: Hes such a fat piece of player.

by Chingaling ding dong November 25, 2022

player's shower

Is when you use deodorant instead of an actual shower to cover your smell.

Fritz was on his way to a booty call when realizing that he stank he took a quick player's shower before seeing her.

by Daene July 7, 2009

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018