Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.

"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"

by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025

tactical yak

To forcibly make yourself throw up after a long night of drinking.

Yeah bro I lowkey drank too much last night. Had to hit a tactical yak when I got home.

by Legbruh June 22, 2025

Tactical Nigga Fuck

While your laying face down on the bed and a large black man launches himself like a frog across the room. Landing his large throbbing shlong into that bare ass, positioning himself like Spider-Man, and going absolutely ham on them cheeks.

Cliff : I’m gonna “Tactical Nigga Fuck” you

Tyler : Yes please

by Retardedonius July 8, 2025

testicle hands

When lesbians go after men in secretive ways

You have those testicle hands you fomo lezbo witch!

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025

tactically acquire

1. To obtain an item or resource through secret or stealthy means, so as not to be seen or discovered.

2. To steal something of importance; sometimes given as a command from a superior who does not want to tell you to outright steal something, but has few other options.

Sergeant: Listen Specialist Horton, I need you to find me some blank firing adapters.

SPC Horton: But sarge, I don't have access to the supply cage!

SGT: then you need to tactically acquire them; we have field exercises tonight and all soldiers need one. I don't care how you get them.

by Urshanabi July 23, 2025

Tactical Manipulation

Breaking the rules in a way not seen as cheating.

“When I faked an injury and tricked the other team to not pay as much attention, it was tactical manipulation.”

by Ollie’s Coping Zone September 30, 2025

Testicle Massage

A technique performed on the testiculi to relieve fatigue in the balls. It provides a feeling of relief for many adult males. This is also an action males perform when they get fidgety. Never shake hands with a ball massager!

I just gave myself a testicle massage, now I am ready to conquer the day!

by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025