Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.
"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"
by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025
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Soon™

When a trademark symbol is added to the word "Soon", it signifies a change in definition to "Sometime between now and the heat death of the universe".

It is used to express the lack of concrete information as to whether an event will take place within the next few hours, days, or years, or whether it will ever happen.
by HunterAngel0669 May 04, 2025
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