zomby life

an lifestyle of being locked in on your goals, but not boasting it.

a) when tf that lame ass bum signed a deal??

b) oh he a zl (zomby life) ass nigga

by svint August 9, 2024

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.

“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse”

by Horrific Sex July 7, 2025

Zombie

Some one who has drank an absurd amount of alcohol and is in a semi unconscious state.

Dude did you see craig last night he was such a zombie after that half gal of bernetts.

by Flatteryj March 29, 2010

Zombie Crutch

Hard rockin hip- hoppin monster funk.

the high preist of the zombies wakes the dead through mesmirizing music. giving the zombie crutch to walk with.

by j lutz October 13, 2010

Zombie ant

Something autistic teahers say when trying to teach

Myers: Have you guys seen zombie ant Hugh: yes we match in autism

myers: does you wife also make you sleep in the other room Class:......

by gozlema August 24, 2019

zombie

insomnia or a meth addict.

I'm such a zombie.

by Philosophical-Cat April 19, 2018

Zombie

Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.

A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”

A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”

by PieEater293 June 5, 2019