Speed-fanning

Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on

"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"

by Onaeek May 24, 2017

Speed Stick

When he cums quick

Girl1: Joe came so fast last night.
Girl2: Yeah, he is such a speed stick.

by UncleRatsh August 19, 2017

speeder leader

A vehicle you can follow that goes a much higher speed then you and will help trigger the radar so you won't be the one caught speeding.

** If it wasn't for speeder leaders I'd have a ton of speedy tickets!
** Good thing I had a speeder leader, there were a lot of cops out today.

by shallister August 25, 2017

Speed Racing

Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.

Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "

by AssMcAssface October 7, 2017

speed head

someone off their face on cheap speed paste who loves to dance to popular techno music like they're using an arcade dance machine

I don't want to go to Corvin Club tonight, it's full of speed heads.

by ym8 September 13, 2017

speed me

meaning when you really need your friend to reply you text them on all social media and then call them

friend 1: hope everything goes well if not then speed me
friend 2: ok will do

by TrustMeImProfessional September 14, 2017

spedwed

When to speds get merried

Damn my cousin has autism and married someone else with autism. Doma that a spedwed

by Smurf_ya_mom_69 November 5, 2017