mitten sucker

Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.

"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."

by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016

Duck Suckers

Rednecks from the south.

Isaac and Drew are from the South. they're Duck Suckers.

by shka January 26, 2017

cycle sucker

Two gay guys 69ing on a motorcycle.

John asked Tom if he wanted a nice cycle sucker on the way home.

by RyanFatty13 March 9, 2017

Dick sucker

Something Joesph Harold does too often

Joesph is the number 1 dick sucker at Farmington

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

designated sucker

the friend in your group, (who's naturally a hoe), sucks all the crusty dicks you don't want to.

Amber: Ew Sarah, that ratchet old man just asked me to give him a blowjob!

*Amber and Sarah look back at their friend Paisley *

Sarah: You know what to do, designated sucker. Drop to those ashy knees and start sucking.

by Frankfucker June 15, 2017

apple sucker

When you suck a d*ck so hard the head turns red

-Oh shit Bethany you sucked my dick till it turned red you fukin apple suckin hoe
-dam bro she an apple sucker

by Angry betch June 24, 2017

remington slicker

Skanky bitch, tbh

Remington Slicker is a skanky bitch.

by queenbee999 December 5, 2017