Shentie Nut

When you stay over at a bros house for the night and sleep in a shed or tent, but need a wank because of a long day, so you separate the shed or tent with a thin piece of cloth or sleeping bag and nut in your own sleeping bag. Shed + tentie = Shentie nut

Yo bro I’m feeling a bit horny rn after going town and seeing loads of fit gals, can we have a Shentie Nut, I’ll give you a Dutch rudder if you say yeah.
Alr fine but only for the dutch

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 12, 2020

Farm to nut

When something is fresh af or straight to the source

Person 1: “Yo you try clam chowder?”
Person 2: “Hell Yeah Man! That shit straight farm to nut”

by Orbit69 September 17, 2023

issa nut

"Issa nut" means something is good, amazing, or worthy of a "nut".

This song issa nut

by holybooty April 19, 2018

salty nut

When she succ you through your Tommy boxers but doesn't finish so you have to jack off on your own to cum.

Yo, this chick gave me a salty nut last night after I paid for dinner wtf

by Kinkouuuu September 5, 2016

Nut Flapper

The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion

Dude i just laid a nut flapper.

by Aliocac September 27, 2015

nut chips

Giving someone a hand full of chip to which you have rubbed upon your scrotum!

Joe Ate hunter's nut chips

TRUE STORY

by DR SEXY M.D. May 1, 2016

Nut Puff

The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.

“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”

by Crispie Critter July 12, 2018