Master Chef

Cooks the Covenant and eats it.

Dude, I was partying with the other Spartans last night and Master Chef made great Grunt Pie.

by Jacko McFlacko June 26, 2007

amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

mass produced individualism

the current trend, where people buy clothes in order to be "different" like every one else. very annoying. instead of everyone wearing abercrombie to be cool, they are wear fake little punk or emo clothes from places like hot topic. signs of this terrible trend are super clean converses, band shirts when the wearer has never heard of the band, and anyone who thinks avril lavigne is punk. this trend is really screwing up life for those who might actually be individual, and arent that way just to be like everyone else.

girl all in abercrombie (to identical best friend): hey do you want to go to hot topic and get some of those striped leggings everyone is wearing? well look so individual.
friend: sure, wed be like the coolest people ever. so edgy. lets get an avril lavigne shirt too!

teens follow trend of mass produced individualism. dare to be different because youre friends are.

by sydneyvicious October 15, 2007

Masturbationalistic

The severe addiction to people who severely like to masturbate.. Alot.

Gee, bob. You seem to like that masturbationalistic person thats masturbating on your couch.

Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite

(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.

by Tabitha(: and Kayla :) March 1, 2009

Mash Punado

When a man has sex with a women while his genitals are not aroused and forces his limp penis and balls into a woman's vagina.

I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, but she still wanted to have sex, so I just gave her the Mash Punado to shut her up.

by Diesel Goes to Hollywood May 25, 2009

masturbagel

the act of male masturbating using a bagel by inserting himself into the center hole and thrusting, as if it were a vagina

1. I haven't gotten laid in 6 months, so last night i decided to masturbagel.

by nabel August 11, 2009

Massive Cunt Face

Used to describe a person whose face looks like a rather large vagina.

"hey give me that peanut butter sandwich you massive cunt face."

"Shutup you massive cunt face."

by Doctor Goonstein September 14, 2011