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1. The new replacement of the phrase "Da Shizz" which in turn was a replacement for "The Shit". Used generally to describe awesome internet videos and dance moves.
Guy 1: Dude check out this video I found on Youtube called "Guy listens to Parry Gripp songs while screaming leave Britney alone while a dramatic chipmunk recreates 2 girls, 1 cup in a balloon guys house when Old Gregg sings Numa Numa with Tay Zonday on keyboard."
Guy 2: Aw man, That sounds like Da Jizz, Man!
Guy 1: It IS!
Da Jizz by Sexy_Jesus July 19, 2009
Related Words

Cloud Jizz 

It's so relaxing when I get cloud jizz on my face!
Cloud Jizz by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

Spider Jizz 

When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.
The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!

Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!

bison jizz

The milky white substance ejaculated from a male bison
" mary had the daunting task of cleaning the bison jizz from behind the sofa"
bison jizz by evlspcmk October 10, 2006

Moldy Jizz 

1) Jizz that has changed colors by being exposed to mold

2) Jizz that is moldy because the man who came hasnt had sex in over twenty years
i bet that loser has moldy jizz

fort jizz 

The place where Sleepy Hollow and Tarrytown stoners and drunks go to "party," look like idiots, and then get caught by the cops.
omg we r sooo cool cuz we go 2 fort jizz and get drunk and get hiiigh even tho we rnt cuz were all a bunchh of stupid highskoll kidz who tink dey r hott shitzz.
fort jizz by Dipsettt December 24, 2005