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Spoon

Shovels, but for foods.
John: "I can't wait to eat with my SHOVEL!"
Jane: "Do you mean spoon, you dumbfuck?"
by Mei ChingChong August 19, 2020
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Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017
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Spoon

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.
Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.
by Faelord August 27, 2020
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mcflurry spoon

A device to use to eat a fart.
booty sex food
by Torro57 May 6, 2016
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Sugar Spoon

by Dove 🕊️ December 1, 2024
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Poon Spoon

"I'm gonna destroy that hoe wid mah Poon Spoon"
by Frazzle Dazzle May 8, 2014
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On the spoon

One who enjoys relaxing and injecting heroin.
Look at the lid on him.. he’s definitely been on the spoon.

Bryan has more legs than teeth. That’s from being on the spoon for years.
by Ladel November 4, 2023
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