panic google

when you are worried about something and you decide to start googling, and therefore end up in a downward spiral of absolute panic about everything possible

“Hey, are you panic googling again?!”
“I saw the results and I just had to panic google!”

by quietemerald August 12, 2019

The Lady from Google

First coined by a Saskatchewan youth in 2018 to describe the voice of the English version of Google Translate the term was subsequently used and popularised by Stephen Hawking to describe the transgender version of his voice. Since Stephen Hawking's death, however, the term has taken a broader meaning, now referring not specifically to his transgender-voice, but to the voice of English-Google Translate, generally.

Dylan: "Fuck, we gotta read this shitty book in English class by next class and I haven't even read page one!"
John: "Hey, that's fine, just copy and paste the text and get the Lady from Google to read it to you."
Dylan: "That's a great idea!"
(Dylan went on to fail his exam.)

by Faucet-Wizard June 10, 2018

Andy Google

The 20-21 year old kid who thinks they know everything, no matter what you argue they convinced they are always correct, Piggy, a person who acts as though they know everything and overwrites the ideas, opinions, comments and/or suggestions of others.

Ya, ok, sure, whatever you say Andy Google,

by Duss March 12, 2010

facebook google

To search for someone specific on Facebook. The ultimate form of creeping.

Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!

by copsandroberts November 3, 2010

second page of google

The forbidden zone. Worse that the dark web. Where you find the most sketchy websites.

Guy 1: Where did you find this website?
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.

by The only pug July 17, 2021

No Google

When you can answer a seemingly difficult question from memory and without the aid of a search engine.

Especially used when others call shenanigans on your vast repository of trivial knowledge.

Friend: Hey, who's that dude that does the voice of Shaggy?

Me: Casey Kasem... No Google!

by ml415 January 13, 2011

Search Google or type a URL

when you get caught peeing in the kitchen sink.

Mom: wtf is wrong with you
Me: The fact that dad left me when I was 5, Mom.
Mom: haha u loser
6 hours later
Me: *goes on computer and types Search Google or type a URL*
Me: Huh.

by vaginavato69 April 22, 2019