glottal knocking

getting head (male.) the 'glottis' is the back of your soft pallet and the entrance to the throat, and 'glottal' is the adjectival form.

We couldn't have sex, so we just did some glottal knocking.

by eepah October 2, 2009

Gloid

Tall person that is derpy, stupid, and uncoordinated.

That Tyler Peot kid is such a gloid

by jacemannnnnnn April 18, 2017

rusty glove

a condom that has been used in the anus

After a session with Ernie, Bert threw away his rusty glove.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007

Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

by T-shake October 18, 2009

New Found Glory

New Found Glory is a band that plays a type of rock music. There are five members.

There is a New Found Glory concert tonight! Lets go!

by Kim December 1, 2003

global struggle against extremism

Our secratery of defense Donald Rumsfeld's new name for what used to be our war on terror. Probably used because its better to lose a struggle than a war, and terror makes people scared, whereas extremism sounds like something on espn6.

Yes!!! at last the war on terror has ended! Let the global struggle against extremism begin!

by Brian August 29, 2005

glop

A massive a cum session

That bitch got Glopped on.

by Uli April 29, 2005