Fuck Fortnite February

The month u can't play Fortnite or u big GAE!
Fun Fact:
During these 28-29 days suicide rate increases to 69%
Also sex rate increases to 100%

Ninja:I'ma play Fortnite all night this month!
Skull Trooper:Seriously! NIBBA, it's Fuck Fortnite February!
Ninja:SHIT! I forgot! Now I can't lose my virginity

Ninja: .................(slowly tying a noose)........................

by Nibbaufuckedup November 26, 2018

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February 2, 2222

The only year where the calendar dates are all 2's. the same number. 2/2/2222 in the Gregorian calendar.

The last time we had an all number date was January 1st, 1111. 1/1/1111

I wonder what will happen in February 2, 2222.

by Abraham's Adversary October 27, 2018

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Fibonacci Fap February

Every day of February, nutting the same amount of that date on the Fibonacci Sequence. For example 1 nut on February 1st, 317811 nuts on February 28th

Juan “Are you participating in Fibonacci Fap February? There’s a total of over 300 thousand nuts!”

by Brady31 November 5, 2018

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Forget Fortnite February

noun; The month of February where people have to refrain from playing Fortnite for the whole month. After the month is over you can continue.

Ninja is gonna fail Forget Fortnite February.

by Nightmemes December 21, 2018

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Foreskin Fungus February

This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.

Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

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