rar file discount

the equivalent of five finger discount for illegally downloaded / pirated software

"dude, you have photoshop? how much did you spend on that??"
"let's just say i got the old rar file discount"

by debrisandbacon August 18, 2023

customer influx discount

A temporary discount given to customers when purchases are low to encourage more purchases.

We haven't had many customers this morning, apply the customer influx discount to lower prices.

by customerdiscount March 10, 2024

Five Finger Discount

The act of stealing or shoplifting

Michelle didn't have enough money to buy the diamond necklace she wanted, so she got it for a five finger discount.

by TommyNoleBuc April 22, 2025

He's trying to interject himself into the discourse

I've literally written the discourse you're too fucking stupid to keep up with you fucking retard. You're taking your ques about what reality if FROM THEM and they're taking them FROM ME. On several occasions a PhD has stood on stage a read speeches pilfered from Urban Dictionary. Repurposed and redirected at his political opponents but written by me none the less.

A fucking retard "He's trying to interject himself into the discourse!"

Hym "I AM THE- You know what? Too easy. I'm not going to go there. You know, even with the diminished efficacy of being watered down, it's still pretty effective. The rhetoric I mean. Painful to watch sometimes though. It's like watching people carve features into the statue of David."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2023

discombobulate

When a person with Chad-Legs walks brisky, or to runs.

After some chicken-mini's made his stomach uneasy, Chad discombobulated to the restroom.

by Big Daddy GEEEEE July 16, 2008

disco dan

a boy who thinks the world revolves around then, gets all there money from there mummy

disco dan thinks he is so cool

by Kellie87 December 7, 2007

Discombobulant

A definition of a narcotic, such as Ketamine, which discombobulates a person. Whereas stimulant drugs are drugs that temporarily increase alertness and awareness, a discombobulant would have quite the opposite effect.

The subject snorted 125 milligrams of discombobulant. Within 15 minutes the drugs effects became apparent and within 30 minutes the subject was completely discombobulated.

by The Bloke January 16, 2008