crumbling leaf

a smol bean who's life is a constant exisitential crisis

Griffer was a crumbling leaf by the age of 12

by chokempls April 6, 2017

Crumby Nun

Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.

I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!

by Mr. Kowalski's sexplorium April 10, 2017

cruminal

A person who eats toast in bed and leaves crumbs in the bed without owning up.

There has been a cruminal in the bed

by the cruminal May 30, 2017

CrumpSquad

A squad of friends native to Roseville CA who make youtube videos and generally fuck around for tha views.

Did you see the CrumpSquad boolin' at the park?

by TheTallestCrumpBoi May 31, 2017

Crumb Dune

When you would find a random space full of crumbs of random items

Guy1: Hey you need to clean your desk
Guy2:Yeah it's a total Crumb Dune

by Pizsaboy June 12, 2017

crummy nuggets

The smaller, flakey nuggets left in a bud storage container

I finished all my good bud and all that's left is crummy nuggets.

by Friples June 26, 2017

crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.

Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlier — thanks, crumb shelf!

by ogmack122 June 29, 2017