by iliketoeatsandwichesnaked August 4, 2009
Get the chode hairmug. yo man i had this one best friend who slept over my house... at 3 in the morning he was trying to t-bag me while i was asleep with his pecker chode... so i cut it off
by lickynuts December 15, 2004
Get the pecker chodemug. a short kid that either a) drinks coffee and is a conformist, or b) this other short kid who is very arrogant and brags a lot about everything, eventhough he sucks.
by The Renegade of Funk May 10, 2005
Get the chode warriormug. A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.
"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.
by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011
Get the Da Vinci Chodemug. "Hey, where do you guys want to sleep. You can have couch or trundle bed?"
"I want the grundle chode"
NewYearsEveTrundleBedSleepingDelusionalGrundleChode
"I want the grundle chode"
NewYearsEveTrundleBedSleepingDelusionalGrundleChode
by NoCiMadJacOl January 7, 2011
Get the Grundle Chodemug. Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.
by grandpaeater2 October 9, 2010
Get the Douche my Chodemug. 