cat in a bathtub 

Ok first off, I've seen this as dog in the bathtub on this site and it is wrong. Dogs love water, cats hate water. Which is why when you are fucking a girl in the ass and manage to get your nuts up in her too it is called cat in the bathtub. Have you ever tried to keep a cat in a bathtub? It is about as tough as getting both nuts up a girls ass.

I was fucking me Julie in the ass last night and I stuffed my nuts in her ass too. Man, she thrashed around like a cat in a bathtub!

cat in a bathtub by Lebonier March 30, 2005

cat's paw 

A Guinea pig i.e. someone to do the dangerous work.

A monkey wanted some chestnuts which were roasting in the ashes of the fireplace. A cat was sleeping on the hearth. To avoid getting burned, the monkey used the cat's paw to drag the chestnuts out of the ashes.

cat's paw by Earl F. Parrish February 28, 2006

cat lady 

A woman of any age who adores cats. She does not have to own a certain amount, nor does she have to be old, nor does she have to smell like a litter box, but she does have to love cats and be on the verge of loving them too much and giving them people emotions and characteristics. She can be quite beautiful, but- as everyone ages- one day she could be the old ugly "crazy" cat lady, especially if she does not build a family or relationships with friends to supplement her love for cats.

There is such a thing as a CLEAN cat lady. Who only has 7 cats, who own a house and a yard for them to all run and play in. Who can afford to feed and take her cats to the vet regularly. You might not understand why anyone would want to spend all their money on cats, since you do not understand any love for cats at all or who would pass up an opportunity to save for a big screen tv, fancy car, football tickets, what have you. Cats matter too!

That girl is hot...

Yea she is, but she has like 10 cats!

Oh... never mind then. Crazy cat lady.

That girl is hot!

Yea she is, but she has like 10 cats!

Ok never mind then, she is SUPER HOT!

cat lady by RubyBlueHeart September 23, 2013

cat smasher 

Someone who is a bit rough on vagina's when he has sex. (Enjoys rough sex)

Craig was a cat smasher from way back but now takes it easy on his lady.

cat smasher by -cM June 28, 2008

Cat Flaps 

The under belly of all cats. There are usually two distinct flaps between their back left and right legs. They are noticeable while strolling. They usually become larger as the cat gets older and/or fatter.

Caroline fed her young cat Seymour so frequently that his cat flaps eventually became so large that they dragged on the floor whilst walking.

Cat Flaps by planetsleeep January 28, 2010

Cat's ass fever

When someone gets off licking cat asshole

Bob: Where is Rick going with that cat?

Tim: He's got cat's ass fever

Bob: That sick bastard!

Cat's ass fever by Ajax0013 January 7, 2012

cat ninja 

1. To be as stealthy as a cat and a ninja combined.

2. a house cat that has dedicated its life to the ninja life style.

3. a ninja who wears cat ears.

you have to be quick, like a cat... or a ninja, or a cat ninja.

cat ninja by bnate April 9, 2010