sausage beard

Pubes

Hey, wanna see my sausage beard?

by BOINK!!! October 10, 2016

Beard

A pretend boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.

Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.

A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.

by nurdygurl June 10, 2024

Bearded Dustin

A Bearded Dustin is the name for the combination of pubic hair and stool left in ones toilet when one has shaved their genitalia after going #2 and not flushing.

“Bro I just left the fugliest Bearded Dustin in Lil’ Sas’s toilet”

by DetroitRusty December 17, 2023

Harley beard

“Harley Beard” (beardy) the goat forever will be

Harley Beardy is the goat and hates neeks

by Beardy bosh November 16, 2023

Pike's Beard

of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme.

Holy shit! Did you see that new Marvel movie? It's the Pike's Beard!

by JerBearforJay December 17, 2021

beard banana

A phrase that the popular youtuber Thegamingterroriser cannot understand and constantly has him triggered when encountered. Aside from it being two words that are fun to say together, it is simply a phrase that was randomly thought up.
The general imagery created at the phrase is either a banana with a beard or someone wearing a beard made of bananas.

I walked down the street wearing and holding a beard banana.

by Tahaku December 1, 2016

Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017