Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.
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Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.
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I went to her house last night, and wanted to get down but we decided not to. But I ended up staying the night, and then we had a breakfast fuck.
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