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Canadian Breakfast

The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.
Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?

Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...
by Frickin' Canadian March 23, 2023
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Californian Breakfast

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.
Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow
by Carol Da Cracker January 16, 2022
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Breakfast of the Champions

The act of eating cereal with milk out of someones asshole
While doing Breakfast of the Champions, one should never use coco pebbles
by Eatyourwheaties October 7, 2018
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Floridian Breakfast

The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.
Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.
by CatDaddy2022 February 3, 2024
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Pussy for breakfast

Pussy for breakfast means that your sucking pussy or having sex in the morning
Me:
i had pussy for breakfast

My freind:
What you had pussy for breakfast OMG
by Sophiathefirst2015 September 22, 2021
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put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'
Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast
by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017
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- stella 🥱
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021
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