Tokenized Albert Wesker

Albert Wesker is not black! He doesn't wear glasses (he wears shades). He already (canonically) has a SON!

Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'

Also, some of the scenes are logically incoherent. At one point, the MC and a family she is trying to help smuggle out of the city are trapped by a giant spider. The patriarch of the family decides to hold the spider off so his family can escape. Not only does he fail miserably, but the MC and the family don't even leave the room until after he is dead! Thereby, entirely defeating the purpose of his sacrifice! After finally escaping the spider, the MC and the mother and son (who is infected by the T-virus) get to the end of the tunnel and rest for a moment while the MC tries (and fails) to convince the mother to abandon her infected son. This scene is followed by the MC struggling (for an extended period of time) to walk up the stairwell out of the tunnel they were in due to fatigue and injury! She was not injured or fatigued a second ago! Where is that coming form!? How is she injured now? She was just fine and rested before walking up the stairs! How is she THAT injured!? And now I have to watch this chick over-act her way up the stairwell for 2 and a half minutes! Terrible. Not a good job. Tokenized Albert Wesker.

by Hym Iam August 3, 2022

aberzombie

1.a rail-thin male or female model who works in or for Abercrombie&Fitch clothing stores usually can be found half-naked making a pouty face at the camera in Abercrombie catalogs

2.a person who owns everything in the Abercrombie line and would jump off a cliff if the brand said it was cool

1."Dang, look at this girl in this Abercrombie ad."

"Wow, what an aberzombie."

2. "Omg! She never stops wearing Abercrombie does she?"
"Yeah, she's a real aberzombie."

by zippergirl202 August 25, 2011

Abercrombie

Where you can by a $10.00 shirt for $100.00

Person 1. You realize that Abercrombie jacket is worth $20.00 with a $100.00 label right?

Person 2. Shut up, it's nicer...

Person 1. Sure...

by Stephano Agosta February 23, 2013

Aberaham

A cool motherfucker that fucks mothers on a daily. Pulls bitches left right and centre. Normally has a banging sense of humour and pulls out all the jokes. Biggest cock in the room at all times. OOFs! Truly lovely guy and very sensual when in relationships. Can be a bit of a simp sometimes when he pulls out the big gestures but is incredible in bed. You know you are in for a treat when he whips out his lunchbox!!!!

Girl 1: Aberaham made me a playlist!!
Girl 2: He’s must have a huge cock. Get with him NOW!

by Lil Ebony November 22, 2021

matawan aberdeen middle school

filled with lots of hoes. all of the boys think they are so cool, especially when the white boys throw up gang signs. most of the teachers are nice, but some of them are just witches. we have a few soundcloud/ youtube rappers that think their the shit. the food is okay but i honestly only ate the pizza. there is always at least 50 fights a year, in school and out of school.

matawan aberdeen middle school kids suck.

by saveyourselffromhell September 21, 2019

abercrombie

a store that most losers hate but all the real cool kids know that those who hate just arent good enough for us.. people are always like i went into abercrombie and i held one of their shirts up to me and it only covered half of me ! ok their problem is that 1. they need to try it on because abercrombie has like fresh clothes that 90 people havent tried on 2.they need a m not a xxs thats for the skinny people 3. your too freaking fat for this store so go to walmart! also everyone thinks abercrombie is expensive .. maybe they dont know how to read or look ... idiots

smart cool kid : hey look this shirt from abercrombie it is so cute !
idiot: i know but it only covers half of me
smart cool kid: its because you are too fat you dumb bitch!
idiot: oh i guess i better go to the swap meet
smart cool kid: haha sucker ... yes ill have these 5 tops for 30

by tarina March 25, 2008

Abercrombie & Fitch

Abercrombie & Fitch (A&F) is a hugely popular clothing store founded in the United States in 1892. It's target audiences are college and high school students (aged 14-25), and they have a store called abercrombie for younger kids. A&F usually comes to people's minds when expensive clothes or ripped jeans are mentioned. Their "clothing" advertisments are almost always pictures of muscular young white males in a pair of jeans that seem to have been utterly destroyed. A&F is regarded as "preppy" by most. Most A&F customers are skinny young white women or well built young white men.

Billy: Guess what? Last night I was at Abercrombie & Fitch and I saw an overweight, hetrosexual black man buying clothes there!

Bobby: Were you really at A&F?

Billy: No, I'm too poor. :-(
(Billy runs off to cry in corner)

by joeyvonburen December 13, 2009