ZOMAGE

A mash-up of the two leet-speak words ZOMG! and PWNAGE. Used to define situations that exceed the capacity of the aforementioned words. Literally impossible to achieve.

Zomage has no examples. A feat has never been completed which would earn the right to be dubbed to be zomage. But hypothetically it would be like when Chuck Norris had a baby with Bruce Lee (I know that can't happen, but thats how impossible Zomage is.) who Roundhouse kicked the Moon into Jupiter causing a second big bang. Yeah. That's zomage.

by GrayWarden August 14, 2010

zOMG

ZEBRA'S ON MY GRASS!!!!

ZOMG THERES ZEBRAS ON MY MOTHA FUCKIN GRASS!!!! D=

by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*!*!*!*!**!! May 1, 2010

ZOMG

ZOMG is neither an acronym nor a word; it is an entity. ZOMG is a mythological figure who wields a sword tainted with the blood of emo kids.

Bill: Jesus Christ! That ZOMG just stabbed the lead singer of My Chemical Romance in the eye!
Bob: You're right! and now the bassist is crying!

by Allison Ruhe December 14, 2008

ZOMG

Zombies, OH MY GOD!

"A Zombie is coming to eat my brains out!"
"ZOMG!"

by zombiechicken April 9, 2013

ZOMFG

"ZOMFG" is like "OMG" and OMFG" except it means "Zombie Oh My Fucking God!"

"Hey, I got the new game Skyrim!"
"ZOMFG!! Epic!"

by LOLsumBunny! November 19, 2011

zomg

OMG, but in zombie form

him: OMFG
her: ?
him: A zombie bit me, l337!
her: lol
him: ZOMG
her: kekekeke

by joh3n January 27, 2005

ZOMG

A variant of OMG but a little stronger and louder.

Guy1: ZOMG i totly pwned u!
Guy2 Watz ZOMG evn meen?
Guy1: Itz like teh OMG to teh third powwa
Guy2" Dont u meen cubed?
Guy1: No man i mean to teh third powwa

by Jpaq May 5, 2008