Zombie Army

In some offices that have to close down an account when a customer dies, the Zombie Army is the pile of paperwork that is waiting to be dealt with.

The reason for this is that the actual person is dead, but their account is still live until the necessary processing has been completed, meaning that they're dead, yet undead, hence a Zombie.

Since in my office, there are always large volumes of outstanding customer deaths to process, the vast numbers would enable them to be an army, should they decide to rise up!

"I have a huge Zombie Army that needs dealing with" (I've got loads of work to do)

"How many are in your Zombie Army" (How much outstanding work have you got?)

by Just Liz March 21, 2009

BlackBerry zombie

1. One who walks around urban areas and frequently bumps into others while staring at their handheld device. 2. The ambulatory version of BlackBerryitis.

Daaaaaamn, that BlackBerry zombie almost got hit by a bus!!!

by sodajunkie February 24, 2007

Zombienn

Someone who believes in zombies or that one day there will be a zombie apocalypse.

Zombienn are people who plan for a zombie invasion. Read The Zombie Survival Guide, map out escape routes, constantly think about zombies and the "what if's" Someone who is dead serious about zombies and thinks they are real.

by SophieX August 25, 2009

zombie bank

a zombie bank is a bank that is insolvent, bankrupt, that has no money or future, yet still operates because it hides its bad assets, or toxic assets, from the populace via accounting mischief. a bank that is a corporation that allegedly cannot die because a corporation has a lifetime of infinity. a bank that is of the living dead, and the employees and investors of said failed corporation decide to make money by buying politicians and also through false media campaigns to make everyone believe that they are actually alive and thriving, when they should be buried, rather than being allowed to continue to walk the earth and turn the rest of humanity into zombies, as well

zombie bank - all the top banks of the world. all of them.

by kroovyandcal August 10, 2010

Zombie Eyed

When you are so drunk you actually turn into a zombie. Stumbling around with blood shot eyes speeking comeplete nonsense to stangers as they fear they may actually be bitten.

Ross drank a brick of natty ice last night... dude got zombie eyed.

by slambox_69 April 11, 2011

Zombie iTunes

When iTunes keeps re-opening even after you've closed it.

Zombie iTunes is back again. I'm going to have to restart my computer.

by andthemonster June 5, 2011

Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad

Also known as Z.E.U.S.
Z.E.U.S was founded very recently in response to the impeding zombie apocalypse. Services include: ass kicking, slaying zombies, fortification, ass kicking, and more zombie killing.

911: This is 911 emergency, what service do you require?
Guy: OMG there's zombies everywhere, we're trapped on our roof, send help!!!
911: Stay calm sir, Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has been dispatched.
Guy: We're saved!
...
5 min later
...

Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad arrives on site.
...
1 min later
...
Guy: 911? Hello? Me again, all the zombies are dead, we've been saved! Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has done it again!

Guy1: Why is there a boot sticking out of that dead zombie's face?
Guy2: Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad was here, and one of them kicked it's ass so hard they lost their boot.
Guy1: o_O

by tucsondog February 21, 2012