Beat your face

Condescending Army term for telling someone to do push-ups.

Its usually used by a higher-ranked person toward a lower-ranked person for punishment. Wouldn't usually be used during PT, you'd tell someone "beat your face" if you caught them red-handed doing something stupid.

Rarely used by officers when dropping a sergeant for push-ups because of its condescending tone, its almost exclusively directed toward lower ranked enlisted when they fuck up.

Platoon Sergeant: What the fuck are you doing walking around outside without your cover (hat/beret) on you dipshit?
Soldier: Uh... uh... no excuse sergeant?

Platoon Sergeant: BEAT YOUR FACE

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

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Your face

The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no

by Mr.Potatoface January 3, 2014

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Bag your face

If you are talking slack or annoying someone, they would probably tell you to go and bag your face. The meaning of it is to shut up or be quiet.

Liam: Are you that bitch everyone keeps talking about?
Sam: Bag your face.

by hitotallynotsam May 12, 2018

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Plow my lawn with your face

Another way to call someone a dirty hoe who likes to "bushwhack" several people.

"Bitch, you need to shut up and plow my lawn with your face before I donkey punch you!"

by LadyMadd December 15, 2010

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Sauce on your face

To be salty about something. To be upset about an issue. To have been dissed.

"Did you hear about that girl failing her driving test. I bet she's going to have sauce on her face for the rest of her life!"
To have sauce on your face.

by Randall Odinsson April 27, 2017

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