Yogasm

When peeling the foil top off of a yogurt cup and the yogurt blasts you in the face and/or chest.

"I had to take a shower after breakfast because my yogurt had a yogasm."

by Junglehop March 28, 2016

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yoga twitter

A person of upper-caste Indian or Pakistani origin whose greatest issue in life is white people doing yoga or wearing bindi or using ghee in food; spends time searching for such accounts to publicly shame on Twitter. Often throws around buzzwords like cultural appropriation and intersectionality to get retweets, and launches into Oppression Olympics when confronted with their bullshit by other people of Indian or Pakistani origin.

“HOW DARE SHE WEAR A BINDI!” raged yoga twitter as the semester ended, and a week-long break presented an ideal opportunity to increase follower count and collect SJW brownie points.

by nayee_duniya June 1, 2016

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Yoga-Nigga

"Yoga-Nigga is grown man with a grown ass crib that has a cool vibe. In many cases his crib will have tasteful art, a hookah, candles, incense, lavendar scented oil, an electric fireplace and a fire pit. His space will also include clean towels, glasses, silverware and plates. This dude doesn't actually do yoga but according to the ratchets who are only used to being in the company of thug niggas they can only understand this type of peculiar guy to be a Yoga-Nigga.

..Maybe it was the way I stretched my leg while turning on my electric fireplace but she randomly blurts out ..

"I know what kind of nigga you are , you a yoga-nigga!"

by msnikkistar December 30, 2016

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Yorath

Yorath is a weird and complicated name. Despite that fact, when you become friends with him you can't ever leave him. He's funny and has a great sense of humor. He always finds a way to make you laugh your ass off!

Not only that, but he's one of a kind; unique even! Everything he says just makes you want to be like him. It's so hard ignoring him.
Leaving his awesome personality out, he is also quite attractive. His hair is always on fleek and he has beautiful eyes! You might even get lost into them just staring at them.

Person: Hey do you know Yorath?
Other person: Hell yeah... He's cool!

by dolanskitty February 20, 2018

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