Yohan

Yohan is a character your not going to meet most people like him. He is a supreme being for all you know he know aliens, check your moms phone because she’s in his dms too. All and all yohan is a rad guy.

Omg is that yohan is he floating

by All seeing man September 17, 2021

naked yoga

Another word for sex. Especially if it involved some uncommon sex positions.

Well, if all goes well on this date, her and I will be going back to my place for some naked yoga

by Pres7012 December 21, 2014

Yogaboating

The act of pushing ones face between two soft, pleasant cheeks which are lightly covered in yoga pants and generally doing anything to pleasure one's self. This includes shaking head back and forth, tongue movement, and general noise-making actions.

Damn. Look at that girl. I would love to go yogaboating in that.

by Yoga pants are the tits October 29, 2009

yogathlete

An athlete that uses Yoga to condition and maintain
or
A person with no athletic ability but does Yoga to get that look

Vince has tendonitus so he does Yoga to help with the pain, he is a yogathlete.
Emily has never played a sport in her life, but doesn't want the Freshman 15, she is a yogathlete.

by www.phewlcenter.com November 7, 2013

Yogasm

When peeling the foil top off of a yogurt cup and the yogurt blasts you in the face and/or chest.

"I had to take a shower after breakfast because my yogurt had a yogasm."

by Junglehop March 28, 2016

yoga twitter

A person of upper-caste Indian or Pakistani origin whose greatest issue in life is white people doing yoga or wearing bindi or using ghee in food; spends time searching for such accounts to publicly shame on Twitter. Often throws around buzzwords like cultural appropriation and intersectionality to get retweets, and launches into Oppression Olympics when confronted with their bullshit by other people of Indian or Pakistani origin.

“HOW DARE SHE WEAR A BINDI!” raged yoga twitter as the semester ended, and a week-long break presented an ideal opportunity to increase follower count and collect SJW brownie points.

by nayee_duniya June 1, 2016

Yoga-Nigga

"Yoga-Nigga is grown man with a grown ass crib that has a cool vibe. In many cases his crib will have tasteful art, a hookah, candles, incense, lavendar scented oil, an electric fireplace and a fire pit. His space will also include clean towels, glasses, silverware and plates. This dude doesn't actually do yoga but according to the ratchets who are only used to being in the company of thug niggas they can only understand this type of peculiar guy to be a Yoga-Nigga.

..Maybe it was the way I stretched my leg while turning on my electric fireplace but she randomly blurts out ..

"I know what kind of nigga you are , you a yoga-nigga!"

by msnikkistar December 30, 2016