he hasnt seen it yet :(

what girls say after trying to post a thirst trap on their story for the boy(s) she wants to fuck :)))

kylie: woah ashley, that picture on your story was sexy as fuckkkk
ashley: i posted it for oscar but he hasnt seen it yet :(

by drugsmuggler May 28, 2020

Adhesive is not done yet so it’s

Ahhh the best

Adhesive is not done yet so it’s Bad

by Irnfcncncjdjdjdj October 19, 2020

Bizarre Yet Bonafide

A 6 episode podcast made to anticipate The Quarry by Supermassive Games, it is hosted by paranormal investigators Grace Corbin and Anton Anderson attempting to justify unusual unsolved or unnoticed cases. The episodes include;
1. The Woman in the Woods
2. The Boy Who Cried Bigfoot
3. Missing, Presumed Dead
4. Hangry for Revenge
5. No Hoax Without Fire
6. The Hag of Hackett's Quarry

Welcome, to Bizarre Yet Bonafide, the podcast of the paranormal.

by scientificRoadkill December 30, 2023

Yet... Here I am

In that exact situation... Except in the most extreme variant of that exact thing. No amount not being a doormat gets you out a witch burning... Unless you're me.

Hym "Yet... Here I am... BUT! It WILL work for me because if it doesn't, that's when the stabbing begins! And you'll think you yourself (in the confines of your retard cranium meat) 'Being a stubborn bitch is more important than child lives' You'll be correct in that child lives are worthless."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Is a gut punching question, if asked at the right conditions.

"Well done, You did something that the Storm couldn't,
Destroyed the damned 33rd....
Do you feel like a hero yet?"

by Sosku10 July 2, 2023

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023

It’s not Ogre yet

The second part of the well known fable known as “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”

It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It’s not Ogre Yet…

It’s never Ogre…

by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023