dirty xander

someone with a shlong so huge that it destroys anyone within a five mile radius

man that guys must be a dirty xander

by ifuckedyourmomandshelovedit September 13, 2021

Xander Fountain

Intercourse in a standing doggystyle position while the female is projectile vomiting, usually while both individuals are in an extremely drunken state of mind; or atleast the female is.

Yo broski, you're girl is puking everywhere. You should try for a xander fountain before she passes out.

by UNCC 901 November 16, 2012

xander speakman

the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗

“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”

by emma.samek February 7, 2020

Xander is seggsy

Xander is the seggsiest guy on the planet. It doesn’t matter what age he is, he will always be smoking hot!

Damn Xander is seggsy af

by Xarofi July 8, 2021

xander todd

xander todd is one of a kind he is the most amazing person /player you will ever meet he will turn your wolrd upside down and make it so much better to live with

xander todd the player

yea that xander todd the worman pleaser

by sinmaster123 October 29, 2011

xander's penis

really big 👍

Xander's penis is reeeeallly big

by definitely not xander October 4, 2021

Xander

A Xander is a pretty useless shit. He is usually called out for being a faggot. A Xander usually is really ugly looking and his breath makes you want to barf. Having one of these as a friend can be very useful. Xander's are almost as tall as giraffes. When encountering a Xander be very cautious they may bite.

Guy: Hey your name is Xander right?
Xander: Ye-
Guy: *Dies* (of nasty ass breath)

by NamTuog February 8, 2019