Writer

An organism comprised of hundreds of different conflicting consciousnesses.

I am a writer. My mind is not my own.

by Blueisthesaddestcolour November 2, 2017

Whitter

Whitter is short for fuckwit, meaning a stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse)

Mate you are being a bit of a whitter

by AngryBogan October 4, 2018

Writer's Trypophobia

Trypophobia, in small terms, means the fear or disgust of holes.
Writer's Trypophobia means the fear of plot holes in a story you're writing.

To write yourself a large novel, and realise at one point, that there's at least one plot hole, and now you're terrified of how many other other plot holes you've dug for yourself. Well done. *slow claps*

"Hey Nanowrimo, I'm stuck on my story! I've got so many plot holes to fix!"
"Do you need any help or hints?"
"Yes, please. I have such Writer's Trypophobia!"

by tenkunsfw November 8, 2020

Writer

Serial killer of fictional characters

"oh Janet? She's a writer. Don't piss her off"

by cybermel May 30, 2021

Writer's Block

When your brain gears just stop and no matter how hard you try you cannot feasibly come up with two words to type on your computer screen that make sense together and therefore cannot finish your epic novel about the quest to slay a dragon er whatever and every thought about the book that crosses your mind is immediately pushed back with "That would sound like f*ing s*t if I put that in words" and absolutely no inspiration can even enter your mind anymore and the end of your google doc is just stuck with the hero at his girlfriend's house crying on her floor for his missing brother and essentially, you feel like your brain is just a puddle of s*t.

"I have severe writer's block, I can't think of what to write next."
"Billy won't be finishing his book soon, he has writer's block."

by Potat 1 August 11, 2022

hand-written journaling

takin' it old school...you know, back when writing your thoughts meant putting a pen to the paper.

Keri was too busy admiring her hand-written journaling skills to update her online journal.

by Jake the man February 4, 2005

sports writer

noun

1 : one who is not a very good writer

2 : an oxymoron

sports writer : First of all let me say to begin with that Jamal Reynolds is in my own personal opinion a draft bust.

regular writer : In my personal opinion drafting Jamal Reynolds was a bad decision for the Green Bay Packers.

by Dirk The Daring December 6, 2010