Pee Woody

An erection caused by the retention of urine after a long night's sleep. Usually found after a night of drinking. Sometimes causes akward boner's in the morning and contrary to popular belief, it is not advisable to have sex with a pee woody.

Oh man, I wish I could masturbate but this is just a stupid pee woody.

by Jean Guy Rubberboot January 1, 2012

wet woody

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.

I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.

by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015

wiper woodies

What you call it when people flip up their windshield wipers when their cars are parked, because it's snowing like the end of the world.

What happens when you place your wipers perpendicular to your windshield, so the wiper blades will not freeze to the glass.

We noticed several cars with wiper woodies when we drove through a warmer climate in a snowstorm, because none of the Snowbie newbies know what to do if it snows.

by Pod Tailin' March 2, 2010

Woody Whipped

Opposite of pussy whipped but the other way around. for a guy to have total control of a girl

Jeremy has Kaylor Woody Whipped :)

by Kaylor July 9, 2007

nipple woody

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.

Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.

by velvy June 4, 2007

Technical Woody

To become aroused, from the viewing or using of technology.

Male 1:Hey, did you see the new TV we installed!?
Male 2: Hell yeah, talk about a technical woody.

by Rebel-Outcast November 12, 2009

dirty woody

When a flabby man stretches his testicles over their partners face like a scuba mask, said partner then proceeds to use the flabby mans penis like a snorkel.

Hey bro I gave Riley a Dirty Woody last night, my sack looks like a deflated beach ball

by Woody Wilcox July 30, 2020