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Woody Allen Trash Bag 

Commonly found in Southern California the "Woody Allen Trash Bag" is a particular breed of hipster girl. Personified by an oversized top, usually neutral in color and often see through, and very tightly fitting pants, they are often known to frequent hipster dance bars in which they refuse to dance. They are also known to wear large framed glasses, regardless of their medical need to do so and commonly feed around taco trucks in the early hours of the morning. Cultural traits include a huddling with other "Woody Allen Trash Bags" to fend off predators and massive desire to discuss their love of the band "Fleet Foxes". Popular migration grounds include but are not limited to, Silverlake, Echo Park and Los Feliz.
It will take too long, look at the line. It is full of Woody Allen Trash Bags
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Woody Woodpeckered 

Being verbally and mentally harassed every 30 seconds, much like Woody Woodpecker when he is drilling into a tree.
Dr: Chris did you get that done?!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!
Woody Woodpeckered by crippus2 February 18, 2015

woody and willcox 

A slow and painfully death by stupidity.
The woody and Willcox show 6am-10am.
woody and willcox by Malaos3 March 21, 2017

woody money

woody money is when you are in the top 1% of the richest people in the world and dont worry about the cost when buying
that blokes got woody money
woody money by brynsta May 27, 2018

Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition
MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker

Woody blamire 

When someone has a big penis
He has a woody Blamire
Woody blamire by Joemama2405 November 25, 2022

Woody breast 

Calluses on the inner breasts due to excessive titty fucking.
Mariah: I was going to wear a low cut shirt, but my man titty fucked me everyday this week and I got that woody breast.