wonkographer

Professional person who searches for incompetency in a product or service.

You'd better sort out that dodgy tap, the wonkographer will be round soon to check it.

by tboy April 12, 2005

Filthy Wonton

When you are prepared to have sex with someone you never had, and after many dates and advances, you finally get it, and are disappointted by either it's smell, it's hygenie or overal physical demeanor.

"So I finally got Jamie into the sack, but bitch had the filthy wonton."

by Rukus Razor November 6, 2006

wonton

causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine

that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!

by papermachete December 28, 2005

WooHoo

New Christina Aguilera song featuring Nicki Minaj.

Her special name for her vagina.

The new sound of summer 2010.

You know you really wanna (hey)
Wanna taste my (woohoo)
You know you wanna get a peak
Wanna see my (woohoo)
You know you wanna put your lips
Where my hips are (woohoo)
Kiss all my (woohoo)
All over my (woohoo)

Damn, look at that! I bet she has a glorious WooHoo.

Licky licky yum yum. WooHoo!

by strangedreamer May 9, 2010

Woohoo

Another word for sex on the sims 2

my sims just had a woohoo

by Blitzsims September 26, 2008

wongo

Spanglish slang: when someone's appearance looks a little sloppy; often in reference to uncombed hair.

were you in a hurry this morning? you look all wongo.

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

WooHoos

A bunch of slightly insane Martin Wood fans, who bounce a lot, run around nekkid and smoke too much broccoli while spreading the peace and love.

The WooHoos use any excuse they can to party and celebrate the Awesomeness that is Martin Wood!!

by Jumble65 April 1, 2011