squirrel

arboreal rodent. completely insane. only emotions: neutral, terrified, enraged. males testicles sometimes swell to outrageous proportions. outliving and outnumbering the human race.

Jesus, did you see eggpress the squirrel on the fence today? His testicles are the size of baseballs! They just keep growing!
The squirrel left turdlinks and nutshells all over the place with no regard to sanitation.
I chose to run over the family so to avoid the squirrel crossing the road. I am glad the squirrel was able to cross safely.

by eggpress August 8, 2006

squirrel

a really cute girl thats always on your nuts, hence the term squirrel.
generally these girls arent slutty but when they see a guy they like they will constantly be on there nuts.

damn that squirrel at school is fine as hell.

by mac_money August 3, 2007

Squirrel

A derogatory statement to describe the females of our species.

"You see that lady over there, don't talk to her, that's my squirrel!"
"I call dibs on all the squirrels in this bar."
"Why are you eyeballing my girlfriend? That's my squirrel bitch."

by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008

squirrel

Grey or red bushy-tailed rodent.

My pet squirrel, Squirrely is featured on the Trident commercials, look for him

by Saints September 25, 2003

Squirrel

A word to describe what a person does when they are easily distracted.

Bob: So, in conclusion, 4+4 = 8
Tommy: Wait, what?
Bob: I just gave an hour lesson on this!
Jim: Yeah, but Tommy was like "Squirrel!" the whole time.

by snape+scabbers=AWESOME June 13, 2011

Squirrel

The most terrifying creature that will ever live

RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

squirrel

Another name for a snatch or a bush.

LeRoy and Tyrone went under the grandstand at the game to see if they could shoot (see) some squirrels.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005