the name given to the penis of any guy you sleep with in hopes of making them feel special and empowered in relation to their package.
"baby, i'm naming him Sir Winston because he's so big I just want to bow down to him"
"does sir winston want to come out and play?"
"does sir winston want to come out and play?"
by yessssssssssssssssssssssum January 16, 2009
nz politician, conman, tax sponge, causes problems, gets called out on them then runs away until the next election, then tries to become valid again. pretty much what an 80 series landcruiser would look like if it was human, rings all the bells but ultimately just an over rated problem causing asshole that will cost you money but has a leather exterior instead.
pulled a winston peters
that's the sort of thing winston would do
seemed reliable at the start
can't believe he let me down again
but he promised
that's the sort of thing winston would do
seemed reliable at the start
can't believe he let me down again
but he promised
by khoshar August 28, 2023
When your drunk and high as a mothfucker and your uncle slips itin your ass and makes you cum like you never came before
"Man my uncle fucked my ass when I was off my tits last night and I came so hard"
"Sounds like someone got a slippery winston"
"Sounds like someone got a slippery winston"
by bluraptor October 28, 2016
Winston is a piece of shit drug user. He is lazy and does not even love himself.. Let alone anyone else. Chicks beware!
by HatesCrackheads October 06, 2011
girl:"i love winston jordan so much."
friend:"you two would make such a cute couple"
girl:"thank you (:"
friend:"you two would make such a cute couple"
girl:"thank you (:"
by pistol95 May 05, 2010
You play like a winston main
by Zarya Main June 22, 2017
by Widows Peak March 29, 2020