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Jimmy Whack

N. A crass yet novel insult asserting that a person is, in essence, the personified act of male masturbation. Best used in moderation and in lieu of traditional slander due to its absurdity and memorable sting.
1 .Hey Jimmy Whack, what are we wearing tonight?

2. Did you see that guy cut in line? What a Jimmy Whack!
by Europe Penyen January 25, 2010
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Your mom flushed your stash? that's whack!
by baccarati May 14, 2002
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Whacker

A volunteer fireman who focusses life on being a frieman. They often brag and like to tell people the are a fireman and over accessorize when it comes to lights and antennas on their cars
Chris Simpson is such a whacker, all he does is go to fires
by Dave Corrigan December 7, 2004
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pussy whacked

Pussy whacked- A man or a woman who has fallen incredibly in love and will sacrifice all diginity, pride, self respect and happiness for a woman who is undeserving of the love.
Grace: James I cheated on you
James: well thats ok I spose I can forgive that
(the man lacks back bone and balls he is pussy whacked)
by T8432 May 10, 2007
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chili whack

verb. To strike or slap someone in the face with your penis.
The porn star was so notorious for slapping girls in the face with his erect penis that the chili whack soon became his signature move.
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Talking Whack

Two or more individuals engaged in robust and active dialogue about something or things that intentionally make absolutely no sense. In most cases, involves men under the age of 30 or women of any age after two or more glasses of wine.
Jim and Bob spent the entire dinner amusing themselves by talking whack which initially confused and ultimately annoyed their dates.
by Sandman61 July 14, 2010
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putting needle whacker

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!
"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"
by felching belcher October 16, 2009
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