Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.

Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

Sex weight

Weight put on by a woman after she gets comfortable in a relationship and no longer feels like she has to look her best for him.

Jim: Did you notice that Patty in marketing is starting to get a little heavy lately? All of her clothes are starting to get too tight on her.
Sarah: Yeah, she's getting pretty serious with her new boyfriend and she's really starting to pack on the sex weight.

Karen: What do you mean you don't want to get dessert tonight?

Melissa: No, I think Mike is about to break up with me and I need to start losing all this sex weight I've put on since we started dating.

by Ernie Pantusso February 1, 2017

weight watchers

a weightloss program where foods are assigned point value and you add up all the points you eat and try not to exceed your daily alloted points. The thought behind this is that it's easier to count points than calories, fat grams, carbs..exc. it is a legitimite way to loose weight and one of the few diets that allow participants the luxury of not ruling out foods like sweets entirely. Instead, portion size is emphasized and there are also pre-package frozen desserts from the company. Group meetings and weight-ins add a sort of peer pressure, AAA feeling to it, making participants more likely to stick with the program. Anyone from the casual dieter to the obese can learn how and succeed with it.

Jenny went on weight-watchers and lost 30 pounds.

by mmmhmmwow June 16, 2005

WoW Weight

They weight gained from playing to much World of Warcraft.

Hey lets hit the gym and loose some of our WoW Weight

by Troel January 19, 2008

baby weight

n. something that someone else thinks is heavy, but is not heavy at all to you.

Man 1-did you see him struggling to lift 150 lbs?
Man 2-yeah, thats like baby weight to you.

by Chitown4Lyfe February 24, 2009

anal weight

A weight that makes your asshole stronger, something that D.j. bacon uses ocassionaly.

You need a anal weight.

by GBE sosa December 18, 2013

Cruise Weight

The 5 to 10lbs. (and even more in extreme cases) of weight put on while on a luxury cruise with all you can eat buffets, room service and plentiful alcohol.

"Hey man, you're getting fat!"

"It's ok dude, it's just cruise weight."

"Oh, I see."

by natron1588 November 7, 2012