anus weave

Noun
A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole

"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"

by anusweavenumber1 October 14, 2015

The weave god

The ultimate god. better than zeus, better than hades. all gather round. praise the allmighty god.

its weave day! EVERYONE PRACTICE THE OLD WEAVEIST WAYS! WEAVE DAY! ALL HAIL THE ELDERS! START SNATCHIN DEM WEAVES NOW! PRAISE THE WEAVE GOD! WEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAEEEVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

by frbt8ft797ny February 6, 2019

chris weaver

A tall, beautiful male with a big ass heart and is very goofy. Known to be kind, generous, smart and heartwarming towards others. Always thinking of other people and making their day. Have his own fandoms named WeaverGang...COME JOIN THE FANDOM!

Damn Chris Weaver is funny asf! I’m glad I know this guy

by WeaverGangWhoopWhoop July 22, 2019

sorry weaver

You and you're military team get shot down on a island filled with commies. You try to regroup with your team but your black teammate named weaver gets shot by one of your guys.

Weaver: Walker?

Walker:Sorry weaver *gun shot*

by Cole D. Walker October 16, 2020

Jackie Weaver

Protagonist of the Handforth Parish Council

'I would like you all to please be respectful towards Jackie Weaver'

by discofox February 8, 2021

a special weaver

a very special individual with special learning abilities, whose bowel problems and lush behavior prevent him/her from normal activity.

After a night of binge drinking the special weaver was forced to sleep in the garage, and then scolded for trying to scale the chimney.

A special weaver attempted to fart, but instead stained his pants with an obtuse amount of ass fluid.

by the glazed brownie master November 19, 2009

The Art of Weave Snatching

The Art of Weave Snatching is a book demonstrating and explaining ways to snatch a weave. This book is part of The Art of Meme series and is followed by two books, The Art of Dogging the Boys and The Art of Thanos Car.

Kyle: Hey did you read that book I recommended to you?
Jenny: Yes if course I did. The Art of Weave Snatching was amazing!!

by thiccbaddie420 September 30, 2018