angry walrus

After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.

That bitch looks like an angry walrus after a night on the cock.

by booba April 19, 2004

The Frothy Walrus

A depraved sex act performed at the culmination of oral sex. The standing male ejaculates in the receiving woman's mouth, and then quickly punches her in the stomach before withdrawing the penis. The resulting semen shot out each nostril bears a resemblance to walrus tusks. The Frothy Walrus is most often performed as a surprise maneuver, and is inherently non-consensual.

The Frothy Walrus is possibly the greatest achievement of man.

by The collectiveish August 7, 2010

walrus clap

a stripper on her back, legs up in the air, smacking her 6 inch platforms together with a vengeance

The stripper butt did not jiggle a bit when she was walrus clapping!

by JP Lee June 3, 2011

Walrus Job

An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.

Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

buttface walrus

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.

guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3

by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009

Walrus Hug

When two fat men sharing something of a bromance cross paths unexpectedly and slap their flesh together in an impromptu embrace that resembles two walruses either staking their turf in a battle of alpha males, or making sweet, sweet love to each other.

Jesus. Look at those two. Avert your eyes. That was a goddamn walrus hug.

by marlonperkins June 5, 2011

thirsty as a walrus

Being extremely thirsty and dehydrated. This is compared to a walrus because they must venture out on land to find a fresh water source.

I'm as thirsty as a walrus man I need some water before I pass out.

by Cool smart guy June 5, 2014