A roommate who steals your food in the fridge behind your back. They do it in a sneaky way by figuring out your schedule and stealing tiny portions when you’re at school/work.
“Dude I think Joe might be a ninja vulture.”
“Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”
“Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”
by TheShuckDriver November 20, 2019
Get the Ninja Vulturemug. To masturbate. To jerk off. To rub one out. To touch one's self in a provocative manner for sexual gratification. Sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals.
by Angry Sloth July 28, 2011
Get the Muzzle the Vulturemug. by W Haycock November 5, 2013
Get the vulture's crotchmug. To take advantage of someone's scandal to promote your brand. The scandal is innocent enough to be forgivable/forgettable, except for a clout vulture.
That Alinity stream with her dog was pretty innocent. Monroe is a real clout vulture for putting down Alinity in that tweet.
by 9mordecai December 1, 2019
Get the clout vulturemug. Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.
Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."
"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."
"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."
"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
by Kytay Courtnnifer August 26, 2013
Get the Boner Vulturemug. Rob and Nathan invited me to their vulture party but last time the Opossum wasn’t everything I thought it’d be
by Ramrod69420 December 6, 2019
Get the Vulture Partymug. Bay area rapid transit - A Bart Vulture is a bummy teenager to a young bummy adult loitering around bart stations playing their shitty music on speaker with their phone, walking around in the pick up area with their pants sagging to their ankles, walking like they shit their self, bumming for change, starting shit with people, but mostly bum for cigarettes.
As I waited for my ride, I wanted to light a smoke up but said no, I'll wait, there's a bart vulture right there looking my direction, waiting for someone to light up a smoke so he can bum one.
I can't believe that fuckin Bart Vulture asked to hit my vape pen!? Fuckin scandalous!
I can't believe that fuckin Bart Vulture asked to hit my vape pen!? Fuckin scandalous!
by Shwilla510 December 12, 2017
Get the Bart Vulturemug.