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touchdown vulture 

A touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. In most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20's and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. Key examples are Mike Alstott or the modern day Lendale White.
Fantasy Owner #1 - Hey Chris Johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5

Fantasy Owner #2 - Shit now that fat ass touchdown vulture LenDale is going to come in and get the score
touchdown vulture by JBones751 November 30, 2009
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Word vulture

When playing scrabble against an opponent, whether it be in person or over phone app, your opponent continuously builds off of only the words you put stealing all of the double letter, triple letter, double word, and triple word scores.
Man, Johnny is being such a word vulture, I set him up just so he can spike it down.

If Johnny wasn't such a word vulture, I would be murdering him in scrabble.
Word vulture by Mondo20 February 21, 2011

Liquor Vulture 

Someone who never gets a drink of their own, but instead drinks the last sips and dregs of everyone elses drink.
Man, Mike finished off all of our Smirnoff Ice's while we were gone; he's a total liquor vulture.
Liquor Vulture by BluLobster January 11, 2010

Hippy Vulture 

Any hot girl with a glowing hula-hoop at any sort of jam band/electronica/funk music show, showing off her hula-hoop moves, that results in taking all male attention.
Girls:(shouting to each other over the bitchin music playing onstage) "Where are our dates? Where did all the guys go?"
Another girl: (pointing to the guys surrounding a hot girl doing crazy glowing hula-hoop moves) "They are over there mesmerized by the hippy vulture."

Vanilla vulture

A white racist, homophobic, trump supporting person ,they are musty.
“Turnip 2020”🇱🇷
“Build the w@ll”
“Trump=god”
Don’t you hate those vanilla vultures they are musty and take what’s not there’s.

culture vulture 

Someone who steals traits, language and/or fashion from another ethnic or social group in order to create their own identity.
Todd just bought himself a Fubu track suit and changed his name to Tyrone. He is such a culture vulture!
culture vulture by shaniqua2 January 1, 2007

fuck vulture 

Someone who waits for your relationship to end so that they can swoop in and hook-up with your ex-lover.
Matt is such a fuck vulture, he's banged all my ex-girlfriends.
fuck vulture by gene katter July 10, 2007