A web series in which XBox's Halo game sequences are recorded and voiced over as a sitcom.
By the way, Sarge is right. There is no motion capture in Red vs Blue. Take that, Prof Chaos!
By the way, Sarge is right. There is no motion capture in Red vs Blue. Take that, Prof Chaos!
Tejas! Tejas!
The Puma.
Is this Blue Command?
Oh, yeah, man! Sure! Totally! What's going on?
You sure? The Blue Command Base?
Hey dude, take it easy. You called me. I didn't call youuuuu....
The Puma.
Is this Blue Command?
Oh, yeah, man! Sure! Totally! What's going on?
You sure? The Blue Command Base?
Hey dude, take it easy. You called me. I didn't call youuuuu....
by Heinous "Church" Dude February 2, 2004
Get the red vs blue mug.This is meant to distinguish between noobs and newbs, which can be very difficult to tell apart, based on behavior.
NOOBS: Rely on cheap tactics to barely finish second-to-last on the team, and often blame others for their mistakes.
Noobs have no ambition to get better at the game they fail at, and are happy just pissing off the rest of us. Noobs are not limited to low levels, some have become 55 Gold Crosses.
Noobs are found camping with their M203-equipped M16's (standard noob issue), Juggernaut and Last Stand, in the same exact place you just killed them in a few minutes ago.
COMMUNICATING WITH NOOBS: Is not a good idea. The vast majority of encounters often end with noobs being brutal flamed in the pre-game lobbies, as noobs are unintelligent and slow-thinking. Any attempt to communicate with noobs is immediately met with a pre-set list of insults, such as "Shut the fuck up", "You wanna go one-on-one?", "I could rape you", etc.
NEWBS: Honest, humble, polite players who strive to better themselves by playing as a team and seeking the advice of others. Newbs are new to the game, so they don't know, and, when confronted after using noob tactics, apologize for their behavior and immediately cease all noob activity.
COMMUNICATION WITH NEWBS: One of the most pleasant conversations ever on Xbox Live/Playstation Network. When you start talking to them, you realize they are different from noobs, and that they are sorry for their behavior.
NOOBS: Rely on cheap tactics to barely finish second-to-last on the team, and often blame others for their mistakes.
Noobs have no ambition to get better at the game they fail at, and are happy just pissing off the rest of us. Noobs are not limited to low levels, some have become 55 Gold Crosses.
Noobs are found camping with their M203-equipped M16's (standard noob issue), Juggernaut and Last Stand, in the same exact place you just killed them in a few minutes ago.
COMMUNICATING WITH NOOBS: Is not a good idea. The vast majority of encounters often end with noobs being brutal flamed in the pre-game lobbies, as noobs are unintelligent and slow-thinking. Any attempt to communicate with noobs is immediately met with a pre-set list of insults, such as "Shut the fuck up", "You wanna go one-on-one?", "I could rape you", etc.
NEWBS: Honest, humble, polite players who strive to better themselves by playing as a team and seeking the advice of others. Newbs are new to the game, so they don't know, and, when confronted after using noob tactics, apologize for their behavior and immediately cease all noob activity.
COMMUNICATION WITH NEWBS: One of the most pleasant conversations ever on Xbox Live/Playstation Network. When you start talking to them, you realize they are different from noobs, and that they are sorry for their behavior.
Noobs vs. Newbs
In COD4: Noob (actual example)
Me: You fucking Juggernaut M16 noob, go to fucking hell, or start using a real gun, bitch. You went 8 and 15, that's pathetic.
Noob: Shut the fuck up, I'll rape you if we go one-on-one.
(Next game noob goes 4 and 11)
Noob: Fine, I'll rape you in Cage Match.
(We go one-on-one, I beat him 25-6)
Noob: Fuck you, I just drank a Red Bull (official beverage of noobs) and I'm tense and shaky.
Me: Noob
IN COD4: NEWB (another actual example)
(newb goes 3 and 13, killing me twice with an M16 and Juggernaut)
Me: The fuck was that, asshole? You think you can just camp in the back with a M16 and Juggernaut and that's OK? Fuck you, bitch.
Newb: Wait, what? Oh, sorry about that. I just bought this game last week and I'm still learning how to play. What should I use, do you think?
Me: (somewhat surprised) Oh... Well, if I were you, I'd go with an AK-47 and Stopping Power, that always works for me, at least.
Newb: All right, thanks, dude.
(next game, newb goes 6 and 8)
Newb: Wow, man, thanks a lot, that really helped.
Me: No problem.
(most encounters of newbs end with Friend Requesting each other, and becoming on of your main Xbox Live friends you don't actually know in person)
In COD4: Noob (actual example)
Me: You fucking Juggernaut M16 noob, go to fucking hell, or start using a real gun, bitch. You went 8 and 15, that's pathetic.
Noob: Shut the fuck up, I'll rape you if we go one-on-one.
(Next game noob goes 4 and 11)
Noob: Fine, I'll rape you in Cage Match.
(We go one-on-one, I beat him 25-6)
Noob: Fuck you, I just drank a Red Bull (official beverage of noobs) and I'm tense and shaky.
Me: Noob
IN COD4: NEWB (another actual example)
(newb goes 3 and 13, killing me twice with an M16 and Juggernaut)
Me: The fuck was that, asshole? You think you can just camp in the back with a M16 and Juggernaut and that's OK? Fuck you, bitch.
Newb: Wait, what? Oh, sorry about that. I just bought this game last week and I'm still learning how to play. What should I use, do you think?
Me: (somewhat surprised) Oh... Well, if I were you, I'd go with an AK-47 and Stopping Power, that always works for me, at least.
Newb: All right, thanks, dude.
(next game, newb goes 6 and 8)
Newb: Wow, man, thanks a lot, that really helped.
Me: No problem.
(most encounters of newbs end with Friend Requesting each other, and becoming on of your main Xbox Live friends you don't actually know in person)
by xCFHx October 20, 2009
Get the Noobs vs. Newbs mug.A California rivalry between Nor Cal city "San Francisco" and So Cal city "Los Angeles". Here is a list of the rivalries listed: redwoods vs palm trees, wine country vs dessert, crossfit vs built lean, star wars vs star trek, SF Giants vs LA Dodgers, iPhone vs Android, Mocha vs Latte, vodka vs wine, twilight vs big lebowski, bukowski vs thoreau, katy perry vs rihanna, and post modernism vs post modernism, Golden Gate vs Santa Monica Pier. There are still more than what is listed. SF Giants has won more World Series Titles than the LA Dodgers beating them by one title.
LA Boy: Hey, mind if you can move over to my place?
SF Girl: I would rather die than live in Los Angeles.
LA Boy: Well, we got something better than San Francisco. We got the celebrities, Santa Monica Pier, Hollywood Hills, Universal Studios, UCLA, LA Dodgers, Beverly Hills, the museum and whatever nice is out there.
SF Girl: Well we have the Golden Gate Bridge.
LA Boy: Hah, that is nothing compared to beautiful Los Angeles.
SF Girl: You never been on the Golden Gate and plus we got the 49ers and the Giants.
LA Boy: Forget the Giants.
SF Girl: At least they won more titles than the Dodger.
Random 10 year old boy: Yeah! They just won the 2012 World Series!
LA Boy: Well, we got more celebrities while you guys don't have as much!
SF Girl: THE! We got Clint Eastwood, and actors and directors will be coming to our city to shoot a film here!
LA Boy: Huh, forget about the Los Angeles vs San Francisco crap. Let's make love instead.
SF Girl: Let us meet at the Golden Gate Bridge.
SF Girl: I would rather die than live in Los Angeles.
LA Boy: Well, we got something better than San Francisco. We got the celebrities, Santa Monica Pier, Hollywood Hills, Universal Studios, UCLA, LA Dodgers, Beverly Hills, the museum and whatever nice is out there.
SF Girl: Well we have the Golden Gate Bridge.
LA Boy: Hah, that is nothing compared to beautiful Los Angeles.
SF Girl: You never been on the Golden Gate and plus we got the 49ers and the Giants.
LA Boy: Forget the Giants.
SF Girl: At least they won more titles than the Dodger.
Random 10 year old boy: Yeah! They just won the 2012 World Series!
LA Boy: Well, we got more celebrities while you guys don't have as much!
SF Girl: THE! We got Clint Eastwood, and actors and directors will be coming to our city to shoot a film here!
LA Boy: Huh, forget about the Los Angeles vs San Francisco crap. Let's make love instead.
SF Girl: Let us meet at the Golden Gate Bridge.
by WHOEVER IT IS June 21, 2013
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Yo did you see "Man vs Food this week? That dude ate this entire plate of sliders and on"ions rings in only 30 minutes!
by Intrepid Dissent July 26, 2010
Get the Man vs Food mug.A stand-alone update to Marvel vs Capcom 3 that adds 12 new characters to the existing roster, 8 new stages, a host of balance changes and tweaks to the gameplay, and a Spectator Mode for online, as well as other things. It will be released for both the PS3 and Xbox 360 at a budget price of $39.99 in November 2011.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 is coming!
Guy 2: Darn. And I just bought the original Marvel vs Capcom 3 last month.
Guy 1: It's not that bad. You get 12 new characters to play with.
Guy 2: WHAT? Did you say 12 new characters?
* Guy 2 checks online*
Guy 2: OMG! STRIDER HIRYU AND GHOST RIDER IN ULTIMATE MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3? I NEED THIS NOW!!!!
Guy 2: Darn. And I just bought the original Marvel vs Capcom 3 last month.
Guy 1: It's not that bad. You get 12 new characters to play with.
Guy 2: WHAT? Did you say 12 new characters?
* Guy 2 checks online*
Guy 2: OMG! STRIDER HIRYU AND GHOST RIDER IN ULTIMATE MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3? I NEED THIS NOW!!!!
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Get the Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 mug.This is a debate that is often held in such areas as internet forums, chat rooms, and even in actual places such as cafiterias, homes, and cars of teenagers.
The idea of this debate is to prove once and for all who would win in a debate between a pirate and a ninja. Multiple things would be considered, such as relative skill, weaponry, and mental disposition toward killing.
Although the pirate would traditionaly carry a flintlock pistol, this gun was innacurate, and the ninja would probably throw a smoke bomb to make it harder for the pirate to see, or just dodge the bullet. The ninja could then kill the pirate with any weapon in his arsenal, ranged or melee, such as using shuriken, a blow gun, or his katana to dispatch the pirate.
In most circles, it is beleived that a ninja would defeat a pirate in an even fight, such as in a grassy field where neither of them could use the terrain to their advantage.
Other examples of these "fantasy duels" are whether Batman could take Chuck Norris, Crab vs. Lobster, whether U.S.S Enterprise could take the Star Destroyer, Samas Aran vs. Master cheif etc...
The idea of this debate is to prove once and for all who would win in a debate between a pirate and a ninja. Multiple things would be considered, such as relative skill, weaponry, and mental disposition toward killing.
Although the pirate would traditionaly carry a flintlock pistol, this gun was innacurate, and the ninja would probably throw a smoke bomb to make it harder for the pirate to see, or just dodge the bullet. The ninja could then kill the pirate with any weapon in his arsenal, ranged or melee, such as using shuriken, a blow gun, or his katana to dispatch the pirate.
In most circles, it is beleived that a ninja would defeat a pirate in an even fight, such as in a grassy field where neither of them could use the terrain to their advantage.
Other examples of these "fantasy duels" are whether Batman could take Chuck Norris, Crab vs. Lobster, whether U.S.S Enterprise could take the Star Destroyer, Samas Aran vs. Master cheif etc...
Geek 1:Who do you think would win in a fight in aninja vs. pirate duel?
Geek 2: Hey dude, a pirate is all like "arr," and they carry guns, so they would win in a fight.
Geek 1: Nah, ninjas would waste pirates because ninjas actually trained. Pirates just got drunk all the time.
Geek 2: Hey dude, a pirate is all like "arr," and they carry guns, so they would win in a fight.
Geek 1: Nah, ninjas would waste pirates because ninjas actually trained. Pirates just got drunk all the time.
by Michael M. Smith October 4, 2006
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