Vandamage

The response given when someone drops a Van Dam line unintentionally.

Top Brick: I don't get why did they try to hurt me in my black silk underware.
Bottom Brick: Thats vandamage

by Pheats February 14, 2006

vandalizing

it's when you vandalize something, you are vandalizing it

"you are vandalizing the flowers by making them fall"

by 🏈🏈 June 8, 2019

vandas

Another word for really horny

Jose was so Vandas that he just didn’t know what to do.

by LittleBoy7 May 12, 2020

Vandan

Someone who is arrogant
Someone who gets insulted by girls

He is a vandan.

by Babbbbbyyyy November 23, 2021

urine vandalism

urine vandalism (short: UV)

Like normal vandalism, just by the use of your/someone else's urine.

Adapted from Wiktionary:

Willful damage or destruction of any property with no other purpose than damage or destruction of said property using urine.

+ Yesterday, my boss laid me off. He's such an asshole!
- Really?!?! I think you shouldn't simply accept that!
+ What do you expect me to do?!
- Well, how about some urine vandalism in his office?
+ You sure? I mean, what if they have UV protection?
- If you really want to do a UV, no UV protection in the world can be strong enough!!!
+ You're right. Let's go and grab some beers. I've got a wonderful idea for a UV ...
- Damn, I'm so freaking excited ...

by UVmaster November 14, 2012

carmen on my veranda

n: A drunk latino woman with a bowl of fruit on her head, found passed out on your front porch in the morning. (Sad shades of Carmen Miranda).

"I was so embarrassed this morning, I had to step over a drunken Carmen on my Veranda this morning to get to Starbucks."

by warmbrother October 10, 2014

Vandad

The best most badass mofo on earth who attracts pussy like a magnet.

Dude did you see Vandad in that tensome last night?

by Lepremierpresonne August 27, 2016