Skip to main content

G-Virus

(Similar to the G-Virus of Resident Evil)

The zombie-like state which you reside after a day or more on the Greyhound bus, sleeping for five minutes at a time next to someone that smells like an alcohol distillery, and having nothing on your stomach but some Ritz crackers.
"I missed you so much! You look like shit!"
"I've got the G-Virus."

"Wait, she fell asleep in the middle of absence-sex?"
"I can't blame her, man, she'd been awake for three days and had a serious case of the G-Virus."
by Kamrie June 15, 2009
mugGet the G-Virus mug.

virus

1. A program created by an individual who deserves to get beaten over and over again. They are the Geek version of Gangsters, who also deserve to get beat.

2. A very common term used with people who use Microsoft Windows.

3. The human race.
I found the motherfucker to put the virus in my computer, and believe me, he won't do that mistake again.
by fuckitall220 June 19, 2006
mugGet the virus mug.
Related Words
vious Ahb-viously Ah-viously virus vitus Vidushi vinus vous vicous vinush

Parlez-Vous

It means "Do you speak" in the French language.
Person 1: Parlez vous Francais?
Person 2: Oui. (oui means yes)
by Alexi November 11, 2003
mugGet the Parlez-Vous mug.

deja vous

Roughly French for "again you", deja vous is the experience of thinking that one has been oneself before, perhaps in a past life, or in this same one, but several days ago. Extremely self-aware people are often unable to avoid experiencing deja vous throughout every minute of their waking lives.

(Not to be confused with "deja vu", a common and easier-to-spell phrase in both English and French.)
When I got up this morning and washed my face, the reflection peering back at me in the mirror gave me a distrubing impression of deja vous. I cannot help but ask, will I still be me again tomorrow? And in the days and weeks after that?
by Lenoxus November 11, 2006
mugGet the deja vous mug.

The Corona Virus

Same name as the beverage. A group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the viruses cause respiratory infections which are typically mild including the common cold but rarer forms like SARS and MERS can be lethal. China is having a serious outbreak and some Chinese people have brought the disease to the U.S. If the virus gets out of control we will all die. Screw 2020.
"Bro forget the cheese touch, that boy has the corona virus!"
by MYMANTYRONE January 30, 2020
mugGet the The Corona Virus mug.

Virus Paranoia

being paranoid about your computer getting a virus. A person with Virus Paranoia will scan everything downloaded before opening it and will remove anything an anti virus detects without regard that it may just be a false positive.
my friend's virus paranoia caused her removed a program that was safe because her anti virus found it questionable.
by 50%Cat April 26, 2011
mugGet the Virus Paranoia mug.

Vitus

Vitus is a cool and fun guy, he can be a bit mysterious at first, but when you get to know him, he’s a really fun guy to be around.
Person: Hi
Vitus: Hey;)
by VitusIsCool June 26, 2020
mugGet the Vitus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email