Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Jolly Ahh Varner

When Jacob Varner is really jolly, or happy

Jolly Ahh Varner just put on a big smile for media day!

by bigboi2150 May 12, 2025

You are probably not from Varna

A way to call someone ugly, some Bulgarians think that the prettiest people are from Varna.

- Do you think I look pretty?
- Eugh...You are probably not from Varna.

by anonymous September 16, 2023