Valanti

1. the term given to a person who's mother is an abusive, stoned cabbage. A Valanti can also be disturbed because of their mother causing an educational breakdown. A Valanti rearly has dignity.

2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.

1. "That guy over there must be a Valanti, look at his clothes!"

2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"

by smittebo November 26, 2007

Valaria

One of the most amazing girls you will meet. They are very caring and will always give you a hand. They can sometimes have a temper and can be a little bit annoying at times but you will learn to love a Valaria. If you a Valaria make sure to keep them close because you won’t find another one like these. Valarias are also very emotional but put up a good, strong wall.

Guy: have you seen that girl? She’s really cute

Guy 2: Yeah she seems like a Valaria

by Hahasuckacockdotcom February 19, 2019

port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

by matt November 11, 2004

Vale

A small town in Eastern Oregon inhabited by inbreds and meth heads. Particulary known for its overall low IQ and odor of farm animals.

Jeremy is so dumb.." "What do you expect? He's from Vale.

by TellNoLies December 23, 2010

Valah

(Val-uh)
The word Valah, is the male name for Vala (wich is the female name) meaning the chosen one, or chosen, or single, or singled out, or solo.. Pretty much it mean's independent chosen one.

That nigga is the Valah, he good ad everything he does.

by Valah Taylor Gang April 24, 2010

vale tudo

Vale-tudo (anything goes) Similarly to MMA competitions and now used to describe the rules of the bout. A style of fighting in itself. The term vale tudo comes from the name of a television show that aired in Brazil. The show was a telecast of style-versus-style fights hosted by Hélio Gracie, which later changed into a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, bjj, tournament followed by the winner taking on an ivited fighter of some other style in a vale tudo match.

Can be used to explain gear and equipment in MMA.

If we are going to fight i want it to be a vale tudo match.

Are those vale tudo gloves.

by HawaiianHero November 3, 2006

Valan

A seemingly goth teen who has no pigment in clothes and is ignorant to sexual advances. Valans often have long hair and sport an original Z-Do in it. It is unknown of the sexuality of Valans.

Didn't Kara ask Joe out?
Yeah, he's such a Valan though, he had no idea she was trying to.

by BigBonquiqui June 19, 2011