While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.
John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.
by G-Man March 7, 2005
Get the vag pearlmug. To insert a pipe or bong into someone's vagina, lighting the bowl and blowing smoke into her. Then removing the smoking implement and having her hold the hit inside, put your mouth to the vag and inhale.
by Michael McCann March 6, 2008
Get the Vag Tokemug. the loosest of all vaginas
by shaolin god June 11, 2008
Get the bucket vagmug. Contracted form of "vagina logic".
Pronounced "vaj loj".
Describes an idea of, or action undertaken by, a woman or women that has no basis in common sense, reason or reality. Typically, such idea or action is clearly incorrect or illogical in the mind(s) of any man/men present, but makes perfect sense to any and all of the women present.
Pronounced "vaj loj".
Describes an idea of, or action undertaken by, a woman or women that has no basis in common sense, reason or reality. Typically, such idea or action is clearly incorrect or illogical in the mind(s) of any man/men present, but makes perfect sense to any and all of the women present.
"My wife seized the engine in her car this morning. When I asked her if the oil light ever came on she said that it had been on for awhile, but if there was a problem she thought it would blink faster or make noise or something. Fucking vag-log!"
by PolarTurbo February 16, 2009
Get the vag-logmug. When a girl masturbates using a cucumber as a dildo but the cucumber is lost inside her vagina. It then marinates in her and "pickles". Later, if and when found and pulled out, you get a vag pickle!!
by IDrinkWaterrr November 18, 2009
Get the vag picklemug. by adubbb January 21, 2010
Get the vag for daysmug. by Loose dolly April 20, 2011
Get the Sporty Vagmug.