A rest stop on the way to a ski resort. A random tiny, racist, mountain, two-bit, homophobic, redneck town next to Provo. There's literally nothing to do besides hanging out at the pool, which has either too much urine from the 3:30 kiddy lessons or pollution, or the poorly-planned sewage canal that runs right next to it on 900 South (I use to be a lifeguard there). The football games can be pretty fun, but only if you enjoying freezing your ass. The Mormons control the city, which isn't a bad thing, because I'm a Mormon, but my bishop was also the sheriff, which made it awkward at times.
Oh yeah, and there's no hot chicks. The cousin-to-cousin marriages have declined since the '50s, but people who have been there forever are a by-product of incestuous relationships. Everyone is of Swedish-American heritage, so all the cuisines are completely unhealthy, which explains why there a bunch of lard-asses in Springville, Utah.
Oh yeah, and there's no hot chicks. The cousin-to-cousin marriages have declined since the '50s, but people who have been there forever are a by-product of incestuous relationships. Everyone is of Swedish-American heritage, so all the cuisines are completely unhealthy, which explains why there a bunch of lard-asses in Springville, Utah.
Guy #1: This sucks. Springville, Utah sucks. Lets go to Provo and hang out at the mall. Maybe some easy Timpview girls will be there.
Guy #2: I concur, but the rich Timpview girls may or may not wish to wish to hang out with working class trash such as us. For the residents of Springville, Utah will forever endure the injustices of socio-economics.
Guy #1: Well, I'm hungry. I don't want to eat at the (insert Swedish-sounding surname here)sen's house again. McDonald's is probably much more healthier.
Guy #2: Yeah, you're definitely right.
Guy #2: I concur, but the rich Timpview girls may or may not wish to wish to hang out with working class trash such as us. For the residents of Springville, Utah will forever endure the injustices of socio-economics.
Guy #1: Well, I'm hungry. I don't want to eat at the (insert Swedish-sounding surname here)sen's house again. McDonald's is probably much more healthier.
Guy #2: Yeah, you're definitely right.
by YoYoMa's Love Child February 28, 2011
Get the Springville, Utahmug. located in salt lake city, uah. It is the most awesome university in the u.s. of a, which also happens to be home to the most awesome football team in the fbs college football subdivison. A team that will crush anyone from wherever and from whatever conference. Word to the Ducks, Beavers, Wolverines, Crimson Tide, Cardinals, Trojans.... etc.
'bama fan: what are utah utes?
ute fan: the team that just mopped up the superdome field with your sorry asses.
ute fan: the team that just mopped up the superdome field with your sorry asses.
by Be Equal May 11, 2009
Get the utah utesmug. by MeghanTheeStallion January 21, 2022
Get the Utah Enchiladamug. When two married men swap wives for a night. While normally sexual in nature, this act can be completed in order to make others jealous, bake navaho tacos, fry a Utah scone, or simply do his laundry like a boss!
by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016
Get the The Utah Switchmug. When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.
1. "Dude, I need your help hiding a body."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."
by Utah_Smasher May 6, 2018
Get the utah smashermug. by polypubes October 5, 2016
Get the Utah boxmug. by Orthoanon July 9, 2022
Get the utah handshakemug.