Definitions by polypubes

Utah Ghostick 

When the penis is all that can be seen of a Mormon male when having sex through a hole in a sheet.

Marianne was aroused when imagining that the Utah ghostick was not that of her husband, but some other man hiding under the sheet.

Utah Ghostick by polypubes November 19, 2016

Utah box 

When a female's pubic hair is shaved in the form of a beehive.

I was going down on this Mormon chick when I thought bees were going to fly out her Utah box.

Utah box by polypubes October 5, 2016