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Undercover Sub

n. a long, submarine shaped turd that is crapped out before, during, or immediately after sex....beneath the bed sheet covers.

The undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one's sexual partner...causing a multitude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.
Last night after I did it with Janie, I swear I heard her shart. No sooner had I smelled the crap, then an undercover sub appeared out of nowhere...spreading across my leg like a wet, stinky rash. It ruined the new bed sheets!
by Dr. Josephus May 27, 2011
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Underrated

A word that's been thrashed into a meaningless cliché from overuse by lazy ignoramuses possessing tiny vocabularies.

As a result it has mutated into a destructive pathogen. Cases of rectal cancer and carbuncles on the forehead by users of the word are on the rise. Don't say no one warned you.

CDC and WHO have issued a joint pointed advisory and urge the public to share widely:

"Try harder. Open a fucking dictionary for once in your life, you smooth-brained irritating zombie imbeciles."
Bro that Urban Dictionary thing I seen sic is srsly no joke underrated ngl bro. Bro I should of sic listened bc now I got ass surgery next week and bro my forehead looks like a fucking mogul range bro.
by Deep State Stiv October 2, 2021
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undertake

To overtake a vehicle on the wrong side. Dangerous, and illegal in many countries, especially Germany where Autobahn (motorway/freeway) laws are extremely strict. Favourite activity of audi man, usually at dangerous speed. Audi man will also cut you up afterwards.
EG, in the UK where one drives on the left and overtakes on the right, passing on the left is undertaking.
by oracle January 31, 2005
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underage

1) When an individual whom has yet to reach the age of twenty-one years old in the wonderful nation of America, attempts to "puke-and-rally", proceeds to fall asleep in the unit which contains urinal, fecal and vomitary matter, also known as a stall, this person is later confronted...while sleeping on the toilet, by a large man with a walkie talkie. This man proceeds to utilize his breathalizer unit to arrest the individual whom has blown a .09....man is now responsive.

2) When an individual flags down a police officer, assuming that it is a taxi. The individual is arrested for public intoxication. The indivual is released from custody then advances down the street and falls asleep in front of an ice cream shop. He is awarded with an underage drinking citation.
I know 2 people that did 2 very funny things and received underages for them.
by suppan November 19, 2003
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undertaker

one bad-ass wrestler from the wwe(World Wrestling Entertainment)
Woah! Did you just see undertaker chokeslam that bitch!
by Tommy June 20, 2004
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undercheese

after sex the man makes semen and if he doesnt clean it up under his balls it makes a yellow fungus hard to get off
john: sooo how was melany last night in bed?
nate: aaaaawsome but i got some seriouse undercheese!
by SwAgMaStEr2o0o July 25, 2011
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cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop

"cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop" refers to the California Penal code section 187, the section relating to murder.
DA: cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop, he's up for the death penalty.
by a10033e December 14, 2006
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