ukranian purple tortoise

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge

Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.

by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009

russia and ukraine

The beginning of WW3…

russia and ukraine are now at war, which is most likely the beginning of WW3
I see china invading taiwan, then N korea invading S korea, then ww3 starts in europe

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut February 25, 2022

Ukrainian Milkshake

n. The act of performing oral sex on a woman; cunnilingus

"I'm heading to my girlfriend's house for dinner and hopefully a Ukrainian milkshake for dessert."

by Brad T.D.C May 8, 2009

Ukraine

The act of beating someone or something that highly outnumbers you

I just ukrained that squad in fortnite

by I eat poop 69 July 26, 2022

Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.

"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."

by Nut_meme March 26, 2017

Ukrainian Alfredo

Semen

I'm making some Ukrainian Alfredo for the bukkake party at 8

by Snudlicker69 May 17, 2018

Ukranian combat boots

Classic adidas shoes with three stripes. Usually black or navy blue. As seen worn by volunteer fighters on both sides of the Ukraine front.

I see you're rockin those Ukranian combat boots today.

by Cpt. Nemo March 17, 2019