The bubble-headed bleach blonde was nothing shy of turngiddy. As a matter of fact, she was lighter than a popcorn fart.
by weave September 22, 2003
Get the TURNGIDDY mug.The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.
OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.
by emmerthouse July 7, 2008
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the act of stepping on the backs of other peoples shoes causing them to trip or completely loose your shoe.
"Yo, did you see that kid flat tiring that poor kid in the hall?"
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."
by forkandspoon February 4, 2010
Get the flat tiring mug.The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.
by AloePants June 6, 2016
Get the Danish tubing mug.A place where Uticans go when they want to go out fancy style. The lack of sophistication in Uticans make it a great place for trash of every color put on their best Target outfit and pretend to be bigly. Many believe this is fine dining. It's more like a Golden Coral with gambling. Nothing screams fine dining like a buffet. The club is filled with middle aged people that used to love JJ's and are still willing to bar fight. Great place to find the next loser with a gambling problem that you want to date. Don't forget to post your small amount of cash fanned out to social media.
Hey, yous goin up ta the Turning stone casino tonight? We're gonna see Benny Mardones. I've got my new knock of bag and a gram. It's going to be so cool.
by letsget along May 29, 2017
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Get the Turning Red mug.The word "Turin" is used to describe a series of unfortunate events.
Turin Turambar is a tragic character in J.R.R. Tolkien's novel <i>The Silmarillion</i>. Often referred to as "the walking disaster" by some fanfiction writers, He led to death an elf(Saeros) who insulted his mother, accidentally killed his closet friend(Beleg), married his little sister, Nienor, killed another elf(Brandir) because of a mistake, lost the elleth who loved him(Finduilas) because of a dragon's trick, led to Nargothrond's downfall, and much more. He eventually killed himself on his blade.
But he did slay the dragon, Glaurung.
Turin Turambar is a tragic character in J.R.R. Tolkien's novel <i>The Silmarillion</i>. Often referred to as "the walking disaster" by some fanfiction writers, He led to death an elf(Saeros) who insulted his mother, accidentally killed his closet friend(Beleg), married his little sister, Nienor, killed another elf(Brandir) because of a mistake, lost the elleth who loved him(Finduilas) because of a dragon's trick, led to Nargothrond's downfall, and much more. He eventually killed himself on his blade.
But he did slay the dragon, Glaurung.
A: I got up late, missed the bus, forgot my homework, slipped in the rain, and was scalded by my tea.
B: My, my! you're really having a Turin day!
B: My, my! you're really having a Turin day!
by Jennie P. October 11, 2006
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