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tradsimp

Someone who's a simp (biased empathy for women, lack of it for men), but simping and (G)ynocentric only in the ways of the dinosaur times (before the internet or TV), without the modern simp's new submissions DLC for G.
They are often exploited by modern women (benefits of both old and new gynocentrism, responsibilities of neither times).

Their G views: women = children (reduced accountability, legally special protected strata, "women and children first", chivalry (special treatment)), protect women (whiteknighting, shielding from harms way), materialistic directionality bias (shielding from hardship, individually provide for women, welfare for women, better-supplied women spaces), sacrifice men for the collective/society and impose/influence self-sacrifice upon men. Finding a wife(wives) being the vaglidation goal.
- I've been forced to join the military and I'm also insured. Makes me proud knowing that my gf is safe and will be provided for, if I die. You should too 'treat a lady properly', 'grow up' - find a wife, 'be a man' - sacrifice yourself, 'take it like a man'.
- Being a tradsimp is your thing, don't impose it.
by veinsofgold August 31, 2023
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Smokin trains

When you enjoy a quick act of inhaling the smoke from a train, get high, and fall of the train without anyone knowing you were gone.
I wonder where Bob is...Oh wait he was probally smokin trains.
by Black Thingy January 11, 2012
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dirty trails

When someone inserts a toy truck into their partner's anus, then removes it and then rolls it up their back, leaving a dirty trail of tire marks along their spine.
"No more dirty trails tonight! We've run out of hot wheels!"
by ChaoticallyAngelic April 29, 2014
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Model Trains

You are never too old to play with model trains.
by Porque Me Buscan December 7, 2022
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Jackem'off Traits

1. Someone with an abrasive attitude or demeanor. A preson reguarded as an asshole that acts without rearguards to how it affects the people around them.

2. Some one with the traits of a dumb ass. Someone who does dumb thing, or acts with a lower sense of intelligence than the average person.
I can't believe the way that guy drives, he has Jackem'off Traits for sure!
by HighPockets54 November 15, 2011
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Shock’s Trains

a shitty model railroad youtuber that doesn’t even have 50 subs
person 1: did you see the new shock’s trains video?
person 2: ew no. isn’t that like cringe?
by pornhublive69 February 14, 2021
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trainstation kid

a kid who dresses a certain way in order to try and fit in. they are false people.
hangs outside mcdonalds in the trainstation in large groups.
they are best known as chavs, but they disguise themselves with emo wannabe clothes and style.
the majority are awful people. who want to be something they're not.
rivals of the corn exchange people.
and rivals of any decent person.
they fight in large groups. because they cannot defend themselves on a one to one basis.

basically.
bad news.
and the scum of leeds.
they bring disgrace upon the trainstation
a trainstation kid wears whatever is 'in fashion' according to the scene kids at the time. they look like clones.
by emmajoe August 11, 2006
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